Coloradoans Call For Investigation Into Which Of His Own Rules Jared Polis Broke
1 min readJared Polis has been a naughty, naughty boy. He announced via tweet that he and the “first husband” have caught the novel coronavirus, leading many to wonder how they could have possibly been infected while undoubtedly unquestioningly obeying his own every order:
Citizens around Colorado called for an investigation into whether or not Polis will bring Polis up on charges, considering infection is clear smoking gun evidence of violating his Supreme Law of the Land Executive Orders.
Rather than rethinking the effectiveness of his economy-crushing COVID restrictions, Polis promptly added another level to the crazy COVID dial, called “So Deadly It Can Even Get To Me.”
Upon liking Polis’ tweet, the Colorado Bureau of Investigation (CBI) began an investigation to determine which heartless criminal carelessly brought a pistol for the governor’s head.
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