LOL: Hickenlooper’s Porn-based Unity

When asked about what unity looks like under the new Biden “administration,” Colorado Senator John Hickenlooper said “I’ll know it when I see it. Isn’t that what they say about pornography?”

He would know. The statement rings of hilarity coming from Hickenlooper, who famously took his mother to see the X-rated Deep Throat when he was 18 years old. He recounted the gross tale from the stump during his laughable 2020 presidential campaign, noting that his mother was horrified but chose to stay “because she bought a ticket.” This sounds an awful lot like normal Americans sticking with the Democrat Party no matter how many times they are screwed (unions, anyone?). They bought the ticket, so apparently they have to stay.

Biden’s calls for unity seem ridiculous on their face as he has signed a record number of executive orders since the “inauguration” on January 20th. Democrats have been unable to define what they mean by unity, leading anyone with half a brain to understand that unity is simply a term for compliance with their leftist policies and dissenting views being silenced by their allies in big tech.

Of course, we can’t forget Banjo John‘s song for wife-beater Raphael Warnock prior to the Georgia runoff election, or his furry ways:

As of this writing, we’re not sure who is more embarrassing for Colorado – John “Unity Porn” Hickenlooper, or “Ranger Danger” Jason Crow.