Community College of Aurora Provides Hilarious Woke Costume Guide for Students
2 min readWhy is it that the most insane, childish, snowflake wokism seems to come out of Colorado?
Signs have been displayed around the campus of the Community College of Aurora to make sure that students have the proper culturally sensitive guidance for their Halloween costumes, lest they drive their fellow students to run to a designated safe space to cry into their security blankets:
According to the school’s childish definition of “cultural appropriation,” wearing a costume is “furthering one’s own ends,” and students should be forbidden from using the “intellectual property” of any culture outside (or perceived to be outside) of their own, using the historically ignorant framework of “colonized” versus “colonizing” cultures.
After following the four steps to determine the allowability of the costume, students will arrive at one of three conclusions:
STOP – Your costume will be harmful to someone!
THINK AGAIN! – Your costume may be harmful. Is it worth it?
CONGRATS! – Your costume is good to go. Have fun!
As of this writing, we have been unable to confirm whether an appeal process exists in the event a student has a “good to go” costume that is later found to have hurt the tiny little feelings of a fellow student.
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