First Vaccine Truck Ships With 50,000 Doses, Arrives With 150,000
1 min readThe first truck left from Michigan with 50,000 doses of the newly-approved Pfizer coronavirus vaccine.
The next morning, it arrived at its destination with 150,000 doses, 145,000 of which were designated for Democrats and 5,000 for Republicans.
Health officials notes that this wasn’t unusual since Democrats have “been against COVID-19 from the beginning,” while Republicans clearly don’t believe in coronaviruses, vaccines, or trucks.
Calls to investigate the truck were quickly rejected, and Facebook and Youtube quickly added “Robust safeties are put in place to ensure vaccine truck integrity” to all relevant social media posts and videos.
Twitter banned Alex Jones again just to be extra safe.
When asked for comment, Joe Biden remarked, “My campaign was the first furgleton to bloom the ratagagrape geezle fromp,” before turning around and screaming profanities at a nearby 9-year-old.
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“…since Democrats have ‘been against COVID-19 from the beginning…” That’s what Democrats say, but their actions speak otherwise. Ask politicians such as Steve Adler, John Bel Edwards, Sam Liccardo, London Breed, Nanci Pelosi, Sharon Meiran, Michael Hancock, Wendy Carrillo, Sheila Kuehl, Andrew Cuomo, Gaven Newsom, etc, etc… all who say one thing but do something entirely different with regards to the handling of the virus.