Joe Biden Loses 20 Million Vaccines, Pants
1 min readJoe Biden and his full-time care team have recently admitted to losing 20 million doses of coronavirus vaccine. They are also struggling to figure out where Joe left his pants.
“Come on, man! They were right here on the bed!” Joe exclaimed as his wife Jill tried to calm him down before he mumbled, “It must be those darn kids again…”
Fortunately, “vice president” Kamala Harris has a closet full of pant suits and is willing to let Joe take his pick for as long as it takes the FBI to locate the missing pair – reportedly on the condition that Joe wears a pair of his special protective underwear.
Facebook and Twitter have reportedly been censoring news of the lost vaccines and pants for “national security reasons” and automatically deleting any posts containing the text, “JOE LOST HIS PANTS! SAD!!” or the hashtag #pantsgate.
White House press secretary Jen Psaki promised to “circle back” to the “pants issue,” but that it was possible that the pants were stolen by a MAGA terrorist during the invasion and coup that interupted Congress last month. She also announced that further pants questions will only be allowed if submitted in advance and in big block letters.
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