Polis: The Vaccine is Racist, Just Like the Rest of Life

Calling the disparity “unacceptable,” Governor Dear Leader Jared Polis noted that vaccine distribution in Colorado is currently favoring white people over blacks and Hispanics.

Why the state is tracking the race of those receiving the vaccine remains to be seen, considering any demonstrable racism would clearly be their fault.

With the vaccine being targeted at the old and vulnerable and the average lifespan of whites exceeding that of blacks and Hispanics, it makes logical sense that there would be a disparity, but liberals like Polis remain much more concerned with using government power to engineer “equality” than they are concerned about following science or plain logic.

Democrat leaders already know that disparities in lifespan are proof of white racism, so we expect them to declare the issuance of vaccines to older people first a systemically racist policy and shift to a skin color-based vaccine distribution policy any day now.

And hey, if some white people need to die to make sure the world knows our leaders aren’t racist, that’s a price we’re sure the old racists will be willing to pay.