Polis: Hancock Bringing Pistol for Grandma’s Head
1 min readDenver mayor Michael Hancock jumped on a plane to Houston mere hours after reminding his dutiful subjects to avoid travel over the Thanksgiving holiday to prevent the spread of the novel coronavirus.
This came mere days after Governor Dear Leader Jared Polis told Coloradoans that gathering like normal with family for the holiday was akin to “bringing a loaded pistol for Grandma’s head.”
It remains to be seen how Polis will explain why you are endangering your family by gathering while Mayor Hancock is not, but we are betting it will have something to do with his elite-level access to consistent coronavirus screening because of his status as a more-important-than-you government official.
Even reliable liberal Kyle Clark put the mayor on blast:
Stay tuned.
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