State Representative Titone Gets Laughed Out of the Room for Anti-Condiment Bill

State Representative Briana Titone (HD27) is sponsoring a bill requiring restaurants to stop including single-use serviceware (sporks, etc.) and single-use condiments from to-go orders unless a customer specifically requests them.

Yes, this is what the Colorado House is going to be spending its time on.

Co-sponsored by state senator Kevin Priola and several other state representatives, the bill would add yet another layer of bureaucracy and rules onto Colorado restaurants in the name of supposedly “skipping the stuff.” Ironically, Titone tweeted a picture of a drawer of saved utensils and condiments to demonstrate the awful irresponsibility of restauranteurs automatically offering these conveniences away with food orders.

Unsurprisingly, the stupid idea was universally panned.

Some favorite examples:

It is quite possible that Titone introduced this joke of a bill to distract from being entirely ignored in the conversation for who will represent the Democrats in replacing Ed Perlmutter’s in the 2022 election. National attention on Titone’s candidacy could very well bring to light the fact that Titone is a man pretending to be a woman and whose entire political career is based on pushing a radical LGBTQ agenda – something many Arvada residents may not be aware of when blindly voting “D” on their ballots.