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The Vaccine Games

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In a cynical ploy to push universal vaccination, Governor Dear Leader Jared Polis is dangling $5 million in taxpayer money in front of residents that will be randomly given to five Coloradoans – but only if those Coloradoans have received a COVID-19 vaccine.

As Polis himself said in yet another false dilemma, the choice between $1 million dollars and COVID is easy:

In order to know who is eligible for the lottery, the state will of course need to rely on a database of the compliant versus the great unwashed who have yet to be vaccinated (or who will not get the shot). Twitter users responded with obvious questions about those with natural immunity due to recovering from COVID-19 or those unable to take the vaccine due to allergies who are not eligible to win the $1 million vaccine sweepstakes bribe.

Five Coloradoans will be given federal dollars – a total of $5 million – straight from the pockets of their American taxpayers. May the odds be ever in you favor, apparently.

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1 thought on “The Vaccine Games

  1. I wouldn’t get the “vaccine” if Herr Fuhrer Polis himself knocked on my door and offered me $1 million in cash. I’d order him off of my property immediately and take his cash with him.

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